He is such a slut. More and more my type.
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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