If that was your dad, he is hot
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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