All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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