it glows. i had to have it.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
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Be still, my beating vagina.
I just faked an interview like I fake a fucking orgasm. Wonder if these candidates can tell I'm a tired and hungover recruiter?
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
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He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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