yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
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