I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
Hungover/still slightly drunk at work. Opened a bag of cheese with a box cutter. Pretty sure I need stitches.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
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