mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
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