i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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