If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
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I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
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just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
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