I wish my penis had an off switch
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
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i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
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You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
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