I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
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