I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
Whatever my ex gf's roomates talked shit about me so I jizzed in their shampoo bottle one night
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
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She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
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Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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