Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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