how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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