Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
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then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
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Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
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