Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
We need to get me chipped asap
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
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