Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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