If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
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