Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
50% drunk capacity currently
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
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