he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
i woke up with toilet paper straight tucked up in my underwear wearing a pizza sauce mustach. I dont think i got laid last night.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
Randomize