My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
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oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
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We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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