You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
I'm at a crab and wine festival with my dad. He just introduced me as his girlfriend to all of his co-workers. I am so drunk I thought he was serious.
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
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yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
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You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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