wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
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I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
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I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
I wear drunk well.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP ππππ
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