even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
You have to summon your inner elephant
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
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