I can't disclose who, but one time I called someone, they didn't pick up, and immediately texted back 'will call later, masturbating'
I thought that was really considerate
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
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Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
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woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
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