i wish starbucks made bloody marys
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
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i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
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Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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