What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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