he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
Randomize
