I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Liz is crying about burritos again.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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