What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
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I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
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This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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