Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
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