walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
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I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
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What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
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