Duck Duck Cougar?
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
Randomize
