I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
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