Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
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