hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
Tinder date just called. I was supposed to be there 30 minutes ago but I'm on a 27 game win streak in Park...?
Fuck that man! Tell her your dog died or something. Reschedule that shit, you can't stop 2K at a time like that. Ball is life bro... Priorities.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
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