Whoa Z and x make the same sound
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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