No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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