Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
Every time I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't". even my phone knows my ideas are terrible.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
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