That's when you crack a 10am beer
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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