On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
birth control should be required to get into college
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
i drank out of a bidet.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
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