I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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