Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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