Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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