Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Of course I have a pirate flag
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
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