So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
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He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
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Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
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