Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
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