He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
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