question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
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