he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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