I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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