I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
The adults are the big ones right?
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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