Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
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I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
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I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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