dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
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