so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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