Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
Randomize
