Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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