We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
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